batman shit

: I'm gonna drive my mustang through that snowstorm
: Dude; that's some risky Batman Shit!
by Bart Lefart November 17, 2018
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Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarianvers out there?

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Michael Keaton's Batman

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.
Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"
by Jonathan-Ang November 01, 2017
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Batman

a really awwesome superhero who everyone dresses up as for halloween if they like superheroes and has everything bat-themed and literally cannot be killed because hes batman
by URMOMYOSUCKA November 04, 2022
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batman

it's a bat that was bitten by a radioactive man. his family was murdered to death, so he became an edgelord who beats up people until they get knocked out, but at least he has a sick song

NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN
batman beat up my dad and now he's mentally handicapped
by CakeEatingPirate February 25, 2021
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batman

vengence
justice
the night
batman is what Todomu is not
“woah look it’s todomu
“he’s not batman y’know”
“damn bro that’s crazy
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Batman

Who’s Batman?
Allen Robertson: “I am
by The Bruce Wane December 30, 2024
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