augugugugugugugugugugugug_1's definitions

Cutting the Pita

When someone chops the wood, is a bit of a blueberry if you know what I mean, pets the dog if you catch my drift, rolls the dough if you’re catching what I’m giving

Suburban mom: “That boy over there is definitely cutting the pita”
Suburban mom #2: “oh yes, he certainly bears a strange resemblance to a gigantic fish”

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023

Japanada

The greatest country to ever roam the planet.
you could almost say it’s an ocuboinkle.

“I love living in Japanada”

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023

Todomu

Todomu

“Go away Todomu, you’re scaring the children”
“Why is there a Todomu at my birthday?”

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023

batman

vengence
justice
the night
batman is what Todomu is not

“woah look it’s todomu”
“he’s not batman y’know”
“damn bro that’s crazy”

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023

Scrumtucsh

Scrumtucsh

Scrumtucsh

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023

Todomu

The pride of Japanada

“Aw, look it’s todomu! isn’t he the pride of jamaica?”
“No, it’s japanada you imbecile.”

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023

Ocuboinkle

A grand scrumtucsh

“Ocuboinkle”

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023