Cat blanket 

An insult that is only to be used at the most necessary times. Meaning what ever you want it to mean but is always insulting.

You got us caught cheating again and now we are getting expelled you fucking cat blanket

Cat blanket by The creator of cat blanket May 30, 2016

crusty blanket

When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.

Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"

Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"

crusty blanket by CrustyBlanket May 25, 2016

Pig in a Blanket 

The act of slipping a roofie or getting a fat chick drunk, bringing her to you house wrapping her up in a blanket and having wild nasty sex with her.

Mike Wallace took this really fat chick home and gave her the ol' Pig In a Blanket.

Pig in a Blanket by Ted Newgent March 22, 2011

What's Under Your Blanket Game 

A game which you masturbate in

Are you playing the What's Under Your Blanket Game?

What's Under Your Blanket Game by MisterNiceGuy1234 December 7, 2019

born on the wrong side of the blanket 

Born to parents out of wedlock

William felt the townsfolk looked down on him because he was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

born on the wrong side of the blanket by Deapri July 7, 2014

pig in a blanket 

n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"

"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."

pig in a blanket by gjelstiznles August 12, 2006

Rap blanket 

a imaginary blanket of rap music to help you calm down

i dont have time to com up with a example for Rap blanket

Rap blanket by joedbreeze April 10, 2008