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blowjob maniac

This term is used to talk about women (mighty be men too) that like to have a dick in their mouths. Being blow by a blowjob maniac is consider in every culture in the world as an extreme privilege, because the one giving head likes it and does it perfectly.
Oh man, that girl was a blowjob maniac
by ragnarok666 December 3, 2016
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Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment
She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!
by Belkster March 13, 2016
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crunchy blowjob

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob
by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019
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blowjob pants

Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.

Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Person: do you like these pants

Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.

Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
by mohawk hoe May 7, 2019
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Blowjob Month

In the month of October a boy can say he wants a blowjob and the girl must give him a blowjob because it’s blowjob month.
Boy: Girl give me a blowjob

Girl: No eww

Boy: It’s blowjob month

Girl: Ok pull down your pants
by De baba October 7, 2019
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Lady blowjob

When your pussy get slurped, licked and lathered properly with mutual consent by a male or female performer.
Brett, don’t get so drunk that you can’t give me a lady blowjob!!!
by Wolfslayer January 14, 2018
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colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.
“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington
by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017
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