Goat Boat

Derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. If you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same mass bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are fucked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). FUCK! I WAS GOING TO GO TO INDO!!!!

"Hi, I'd like to cancel my flight to Indonesia please" -You
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone

by haha_you_dont_know_who_i_am May 12, 2010

rock the boat

awesome song by Aaliyah Haughton. Her music video was shot in the Bahamas where she passed away.

i am listening to Rock the Boat by Aaliyah.

by essjstunnah October 9, 2008

ukrainian boat ride

being promised a trip or experience that sounds fun, but ultimately ends with your death.

see that guy? he stole from the mafia, and now Tony is going to take him for a ukrainian boat ride.

by piggysmacks August 25, 2009

Boat Race

When two or more people masturbate at the same time in a race to the finish. Friends may also watch and place bets.

"Drinks are on me, I won lots of money last night when I bet on Manny at the boat race. He fapped faster than the human eye could even perceive."

by Mouthy Broadcast October 28, 2014

Filipino Shrimp Boat

while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.

I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.

by Scuba Bird November 19, 2009

bbatm

An acronym: Bare Back Ass To Mouth.

Slang mainly in prostitution circles and used to describe what a particular call girl will do. In this case Anal sex without the use of a condom followed immediatly by oral sex.

An actual craigslist ad:

Let this young lady charm your heart with all her special talents. A brunette with blue eyes, who could resist such a beauty. Availiable appointments now.

$800/hr- bbatm
$600/hr- bb
$450/hr- greek
$300/hr- full service

by Panic! InMyPants November 16, 2006

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003