Smokin' Arses

When you are feeling a little kinky so you pull up to that bumper and you jam that Vape into her nether regions, press the button, and watch that coochie blow a smoke stack. #assstack #thelittlearsethatcould #vape

Britney: "Let's try something new babe"
Chad: "Alright, prepare your anus for the smokin' arses"

by Misty Anus May 10, 2017

Arse piss

The side affect of Salmonella aka diarrhoea

I refroze my chicken nuggets and they gave me arse piss.

by factmachine December 1, 2014

Arse-issist

A narcissist specifically obsessed with their own ass.

Look at that arse-issist over there taking a belfie.

by Shit Phantom January 7, 2023

arse kink

when someone gets eroused by seeing someones arse.

john gets eroused by seeing kits arse. he has an arse kink.

by sexbot321 January 29, 2021

norse in the arse

Someone or something which is annoying. Can also describe a ‘sticky’ situation.

Wow, Luke is such a Norse in the arse!/wow, Luke is such a Norse!

by Vangerinovangerino December 3, 2017

Soft Arse

Someone who is acting dumb and is not understanding a simple explanation.

That’s how you do it soft arse, not hard is it!

by Aznajansken August 5, 2018

Arse Rights

"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.

"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."

As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"

Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."

by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013