Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

Alan Dang

Alan Dang is a good camera operator, however, he only buys the latest and greatest gear to distract from his baby dick.

Alan Dang operated great in that last take, but when he squated you totally saw his baby dick

by Cinema G November 24, 2021

Alan

Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.

Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).

Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)

Alan has a massive heart...

by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020

Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

alan rosas

Gets all the lady's,Good athlete,Brilliant,Good looking,Good friend,Knows what to say and when to say it,Bad behavior

Alan rosas will steal your girl

by Alan rosas March 13, 2017

Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man

"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"

by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022

Zander Alan Keheley

sexiest man ever

I love Zander Alan Keheley so much

by blahblahblaaaaa696969 January 12, 2025