asian power

1. the natural ability to get As on tests without studying
2. the natural ability to be really good at fast paced card games such as speed and ERS

Applies to asians and caucasians, white people,who can obtain the card playing half of asian power by hanging out with asian people or playing cards with them.

(day of test)OMG what am i going to do, my test is in an hour and i haven't studied at all, I need my asian power to kick in.
(day of results) Yes! I got a 100! Looks like my asian power kicked in.

(card playing) Hey, how did you get so good? I have been seeing my asian source, he gives me my asian power.

by CanadianAnonymous September 17, 2007

asian train

Asian Trains exist at raves due to the combination of mass amounts of people at events and the lower average height of asians. Thus, asians latch onto each other, hoping not to lose their families in the midst of chaos. If an asian train is broken, the two asian parties are basically fucked. If we replace asians with another race, say white people, they would shrug it off and continue to head in the same direction as the other party with the ability to see over most people, eventually rejoining them, with or without contact. Asian Trains have been spotted at music festivals, events, and raves.

I swear if one more Asian Train passes in front of me without saying excuse me, I'm splitting them up.

by Kags January 18, 2017

Super Asian

Someone who's Asian characteristics are overpowering. Such as almond eyes barely visible to the naked eye, is an active participant of the infamous "Asian Pose", and one who sports the optional accessory of the Razor Scooter. They may also be found in any front row seat of a biology class.

"Hey man, did u see that super asian?"
"Nah she sped by too quick on her Razor Scooter."
"She must be late to her Biology class, looks like she's not getting a front row seat."

by Ma hoe gan May 31, 2009

Asian

Sometimes, what we are just might be a good excuse for everything...

Boyfriend: Why was that 40 year old guy talking to you?!?
Girl: Uh, probably because I'm Asian?
Boyfriend: Ha ha, oh! I get you. Asian fever. Heh heh.

by Banana Fone August 19, 2008

asian

Smartest people in the world. Really good at committing large crimes and not getting caught.

I have never seen an Asian in jail.

by tpb614 March 10, 2016

Asian Dad Driving

An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.

usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:

"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"

"FUCK YOU"

*crash*

"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"

by thebrownbrothers March 6, 2007

asian dart

the act of shoving your thumb up someone's arse.(butt hole)
this is commonly done as self defence and is often followed by a rear naked choke.

wrestlers call it "checking for oil"

porn stars call it "the thumb blast"

*the term was coined in MMA fighter Forrest Griffin's book, "Got Fight?".

I'm not afraid of that bully, he won't be able to stand my "asian dart".

by Mykel Warick April 19, 2010