joe allen

Joe Allen is simular to Viktor.

-Ohh its Joe Allen!
-No its Viktor!

by Hacked by Joe Allen January 27, 2017

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Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

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Allen-Marcus

Best person in the world ong

You’re such an Allen-Marcus. This shit mad cringe

by Allen-Marcus November 23, 2021

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Steve Allen Stoke

Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.

Steve Allen Stoke, stay away.

by fireyfire111 May 16, 2023

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Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

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Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

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