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CRAB AIDS

Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY
School today was crab aids my skillet.
Facts my brostar.
by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021
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Lung Aids

Slang for COVID-19 respiratory illness and any variant by the SARS-CoV-2 virus.
"Oh bro, did you hear Jerry just got fucked up by the Covid?!" Yeah, I don't know if he is gonna survive the Lung Aids."
by Insolence1sBliss December 13, 2021
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Jacob Aids

Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids
Bro1, lilly is gay
Bro2, damn I now have Jacob Aids
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeee6969696969 February 25, 2022
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Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.
I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.
by JLamprey June 23, 2022
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Juggi Aids

Like Aids, just transmitted by touch from Juggi. If you come into contact with Juggi Aids, you are fucked.
Damn bro, you got them Juggi Aids... You're fucked.
by Juggi Aids Preacher July 4, 2022
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cowboy aids

When you catch the AIDS virus from a cowboy. Most common among gay men in Texas where everything is bigger. Including but not limited to cowboy cocks that are infected with cowboy AIDS.
My work friend went to a seminar in Austin Texas and came back with cowboy AIDS. He said it was #WorthIt
by Monster Cowboy Dick February 17, 2023
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Okehampton AIDS

When you kiss too many people from Okehampton party and contract aids
“Damn! I kissed 10 people from Okehampton and now I’ve got Okehampton AIDS!”
by shreklover999 April 7, 2023
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