chloë-bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .

OH MAN , Here comes Chloë-Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloë-Bear walks in)

by Bulletin July 10, 2018

Pants Bear

A large bulge in a man's pants. The larger version of a pants cub.

Josh "Moco" Foreman has a very large pants bear.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

Meth Bear

A retro/alternate Boston Bruins logo of a bear that looks like it's addicted to meth.

Did you see the Winter Classic jerseys? They've got Meth Bear!

by Mkenz December 5, 2022

vent the bear

A means of letting a fart pass by a poop that isn't ready to come out of your butt.

I have to poop but I can't, so I'm going to have to vent the bear.

by brown bear79 October 12, 2013

happy bear

A bear you must befriend. You can drink tea with a happy bear, they are good for you and they are good for me.

A happy bear is a good bear, a good bear for tea. A good bear for me.

by LegendaryOwlCarnival July 17, 2017

Bear Knots

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.

My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Finnish Bear

A finnish bear is a woman that is very attractive but annoying and steals your personal belongings.

Bob: Hey I can’t believe Sally stole my lamp she is such a Finnish Bear!
Joe: I know right! She stole my couch.

by FinnishBear August 21, 2022