Coal Walk

Something unexpectedly badass done by someone not particularly badass, making the deed more unexpected and more badass.

IE: When Pam walked over burning coals in The Office.

Bob: Hey, did you see that episode of The Office where Pam did the coal walk?
Debbie: Yeah! She was totally badass! I didn't see it coming.

Dave: Yo! Did you hear Jessica got her nipple pierced?
Jack: Holy shit, for real? But she's like......so innocent! Damn...that's a coal walk!

Emma: Oh my god! Jack told me he loved me last night!
Shannon: Wow, really?
Emma: Yeah, it was so sweet! I totally didn't see it coming!
Shannon: Yeah, what a coal walk!

by dangeridiculous November 08, 2011

Gawk Walk

A stroll with the specific purpose of looking at other people. Specifically, a walk around a campground to look at other campers, campsites, and camping gear

Let's take a glass of wine and go for a gawk walk before doing the dishes.

by RoadmanFC June 19, 2017

Walking Meme

One who is always funny bringing up the best jokes, quotes, memes, and vines

Jake is a walking meme, he is so funny.

by Penguin 1234J August 05, 2020

A Figure Walks

It's a quick trip to the ice house
A quick trip to the ice house X 3
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 7
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 3
And now tales of horror
Which father told me
They never scared me

But they're always in the blind
You cannot see
That figure behind you
Behind you x 2
You x 2
That figure kept on walking
Behind you
There's a man on my trail X 4
He's also behind you
Behind you X 4
That figure kept on walking X 4
Behind you X3
A figure walks 3

by Death Menace February 17, 2023

mom walk

a really fast speed walk. most times seen in in grocery stores when your moms in a hurry.

"danggggg she can really mom walk."

by harper.h5 on snap kiddos April 12, 2019

Walking the Wombat

When a woman is walking along and is wearing a very short skirt, exposing her pubic hair.

"Check out that chick in the tiny skirt!"
"Woah, Loads of bush there. She's walking the wombat!"

by Kozeyekan August 29, 2012

Diagonal Walk

When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.

“Look at this asshole diagonal walking, for God’s sake I just want to park my car.”

by CaptainCatLoaf November 25, 2019