alaskan dick mask

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask

"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"

by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 05, 2011

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Dutch Surgical Mask

The act of farting into one's hand(s) and placing over an unexpecting victim's face, making sure to cover both the nose and mouth.
*Note(Highly effective when combined with a Shart)

Tyler quietly eased himself into his sleeping sister's room. Sharted into his hand and placed it over her face and yelled "DUTCH SURGICAL MASK BEOTCH!!!"

by Casper79 March 22, 2008

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Talahassee Gas Mask

When one splatter farts into a hotel provided shower cap and sneaks up behind a loved one and pulls it around their face like a gas mask.

My wife was screaming at me so I gave her a Talahassee Gas Mask to calm her down.

by The Great Mistini March 30, 2015

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Dream Mask Song

A shitty song that only dip-shits listen to.

Guy 1: The dream mask song is so fucking shitty i wanna hang myself
Guy 2: Same man!
Dumbass: it's actually a good song you are just jealous
Guy 1 & 2: *loads Remington 870*

by SoapMuncher June 13, 2021

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