spencer long

spencer long, usually tries to touch everyone’s dick at school. sends nudes to pedos. he has a small willy. and twerks everywhere he goes

spencer long
yeh i know him he’s so gay

by gayboyspencer October 27, 2019

longed out

When you want to do something but you have to wait an inordinately long time to do so or are unable to do so.

Person one: I really want to get high but my mate borrowed all my weed.

Person two: Ah man that sucks.
Person one: I know man, I'm longed out.

by Adena98 July 15, 2016

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

long vacation

A long vacation means to die

The cat was ran over by a bus, and now he’ll be going on a long vacation

by D0ubl3G February 8, 2018

girl to be long

When a girl is down to have sex for a long period of time.

wow that girl to be long!

by iamgroooooot June 11, 2017

The long donut

When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.

Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!

Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.

by Jossh K December 13, 2019

long throw

beyond scope or beyond one's bearing

Taking an expensive mortgage in the current economic situation seemed a long throw to Jeff and Dinna

by Conzwelo January 29, 2009