Chinese poop

Shit tiny rice-pellet-sized chunks

I'm going to make a Chinese poop.
What? A Chinese poop?
Yes a rice pellet poo.

by ANON-T February 9, 2012

Chinese Rowboat

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.

Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Rowboat was better than the actuall sex.

by S to the G September 5, 2008

Chinese Acrobat

A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to the penicycle.

Frank: "I'm a chinese acrobat in bed, I balance on that shaft so well!"

by CaseDecade March 27, 2009

Chinese food

1) Actual chinese food, which is nice.
2) Weed, which is also nice.
Try a combination of the two.

1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"

by Stephcat, has wise. February 1, 2009

Chinese scam

The Chinese scam is a really convincing scam sent by email, only its written in Chinese and you can't read it.

My inbox is full of Chinese scams.

by Dysklyver November 27, 2017

The Chinese roach

The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.

Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

chinese firewall

A logical seperation of data by user group between multiple instance of the same software on the same server.

The server housed data for multiple clients, seperating each instance with a chinese firewall to meet data security requirements.

by dballee November 26, 2013