A booty call through email.
by Bug Smasher September 26, 2017

by nemaki May 7, 2019

When someone sends you a Mail (over text or in person), it means they joined the KKK and are now asking to be called a Knight.
Alec: Yo! did you hear Jordan sent me a Dead in Mail?
Anmol: YOOO! What! Really! no way! did he really do that??
Alec: yeah man! that's what he sent me.
Anmol: YOOO! What! Really! no way! did he really do that??
Alec: yeah man! that's what he sent me.
by KLARI0N November 28, 2022

man: what the hell??? this was supposed to be delivered a week ago
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again
by Bastard_Beni January 14, 2025

A copious attempt to gain someone’s favor or change their mind by offering them huge amounts of money.
Hey Bob, you’re the best player in the game. How’s abouts you take this Green Mail and not show up to tomorrow’s championship game?
Elvira - “I’ll never be yours Tony”…. 1 week later,
Tony - “Your man is dead, l’m the new boss,..
Elvira - “just a minute, Iet me get my coat”.
Elvira - “I’ll never be yours Tony”…. 1 week later,
Tony - “Your man is dead, l’m the new boss,..
Elvira - “just a minute, Iet me get my coat”.
by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)
by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009

by VariousViper1780 January 12, 2023
