S.R.U.

Sperm removal unit. A lady of loose morals, quite keen on sexual intercourse and not all that fussy about the other person involved. Publically rumoured to be an easy lay.

(Wincing) Oooh really you shagged Betsy the other night? Don't let that get out, I've heard she's a real S.R.U.

by The Gas May 7, 2008

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

s'ausum

A combination of "super" and "awesome". Used genuinely, with exaggerated positive emphasis.

1. Q: "How was your weekend?" A: "Man, it was S'AUSUM!"

2. "So, I met this s'ausum chick last night and had a blast!"

by Happy Lovely April 14, 2009

S-bag

S-bag is a phrase that has developed from the word “T-bag.”

To S-bag someone is to shape the dick into an S and place it on someone’s face.

“I tried to S-bag her yesterday but my dick won’t bend that way!”

by s-bagger September 27, 2011

S.W.C.

it means small white cock

I need viagra. Because i have a S.W.C.

by poopstickycumooh96johndoeSHITS November 19, 2020

S.L.O.B.

Some Ladies Objectify Boys. Another term for a messy slut who doesn't give a damn about her reputation or others feelings.

Well I think its safe to say that your ex is a total S.L.O.B.

by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020

S.H.S

S.H.S. Stupid Hoe Syndrome

your girlfriend suffers from S.H.S.

by W.Darity February 22, 2008