Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.

Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.

by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 5, 2022

Cheesing

The act of blushing, rolling around on your bed, or kicking your feet as you're talking to someone you love (romantically) or are crushing on.

Guy: I think you're a fantastic girl!
Girl: Aweee stopp it I'm cheesing!!! : )

by Hon-ee August 16, 2025

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute May 6, 2016

Cheese Hawk

A cheese hawk is a wacky, wonderul, loving, fun mother, especially endeared to her son

You're crazy like a cheese hawk!

by quiltingdiva February 4, 2010

Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.

If you know you know Asian dick cheese…

by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023

Cheese sandwich

When you bend over a lovely lass and ram your stinky Smegma nob in her minge

Woof your leng I’d give u a cheese sandwich

by Bean Bumstead January 31, 2023

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015