pound-me-in-the-ass prison

A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.

"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"

by Dan April 5, 2005

Let me bang, bro

“Let me bang, bro” was a phrase coined by Julian “Nitrane” Lane on season 25 of the UFC’s reality series “The Ultimate Fighter.” After losing his preliminary match, Lane was visibly upset over the course of the season and during a night of boozing and partying amongst the fighters, A heavily intoxicated Lane began demanding that his fellow housemates let him “bang.” While it is not entirely clear what Lane meant by this, it is speculated and widely believed that Julian wanted to engage in gay sexual intercourse with his fellow fighters.

“Let me bang, bro!”
“How about tomorrow, pal?”

by High G. Rection June 23, 2018

wearing me like a necklace

when lesbians perform the act of cunnilingus

Damn, she was wearing me like a necklace last night

by bisexualfiend December 13, 2017

Nah, it's just me, nigga

By far the funniest running gag SML has ever done

Chef Pee Pee: Hey, Junior, it’s me, Thomas, what’s the matter, buddy?

Junior: THOMAS?!

Chef Pee Pee: Nah, it's just me, nigga

by Don’tmindme December 29, 2021

well fuck me running

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

That's gonna be a no from me, dog

When something said is so incredibly stupid and tasteless that you have nothing else to respond

Famously attributed to Randy Jackson in American Idol, though he has never said it

13 year old: *Says something edgy and unfunny*
"That's gonna be a no from me, dog"

by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 23, 2019

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME

SOMETHING ONLY PEOPLE WHO LOVE EACH OTHER DO.

YOUR FATHER AND I FELL IN LOVE AND THEN I ASKED HIM TO POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME, AND 9 MONTHS LATER YOU WERE BORN.

by @NENEGOOTER May 12, 2016