drop off some timber

A slang term meaning to use the restroom to defacate.

"Hey, do you know where the crapper is? I need to drop off some timber."

by misshannahjoy89 January 11, 2009

Dirt Off Ya Shoulder

To step up. The origin of this term comes from a story in which a donkey falls into a well and cannot get out. The farmer tries to get the donkey out by rope, unsuccessful in his attempt. He decides, instead, to just give up and bury the donkey in the well. As the farmer begins filling the hole with dirt, the donkey becomes depressed, realizing that all of the dirt on his shoulders and back were going to eventually bury him. He then thought of an idea: I can just shake it off and step up. Therefore, he could just die by doing nothing and getting buried, or shake the dirt off his shoulders and step up to the occasion.

Dont let it get your down hommie , brush that dirt off ya shoulder.

by Ci$co July 9, 2012

Shake off a fastball

It means going number 2 in the bathroom. In baseball, when a pitcher wants to throw a fastball, the catcher puts one finger down. If he wants to throw a curveball, he shakes his head to the fastball and the catcher puts 2 fingers down for a curveball. Also known as "calling for a curveball".

I need to go to the restroom and shake off a fastball

by CPAbel February 4, 2010

the secret punk-off

it's when the punker does or says something to make the punkee look foolish without the punkee realizing it, and nobody will ever find out. IT'S PERFECT!

Remember that time, I falsified information on urban dictionary, and the editors didn't pick up on it, THE SECRET PUNK-OFF!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

Out Jacking Off

A different way of saying you don't have jack shit to do and are out screwing around.

Girlfriend: Where were you?
Boy friend: Out jacking off

by This guy is not that guy May 2, 2011

Rack off an egg

To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.

1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!

2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!

by FritzOskeniA September 8, 2010

Douche-Bag-Off

A contest resulting in a vote as to which douche-bag is acting in excess of the other at any given time!! Can be determined by who uses more cliches, looks more ridiculously metro, acts falsely positive in situations where it is uncalled for, or just lies a lot when unnecessary, etc.

guy 1: who do you think is a bigger douche, NM or GE?
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!

by stuck in the middle February 11, 2008