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Chinese Finger Trap

This occurs when you're having anal sex with someone and they are suddenly startled. They tighten up and part of their anal tract comes outside into the world on your cock like a sock puppet.
The harder you pull the harder it is to get out of the chinese finger trap
Chinese Finger Trap by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009
When a girl gives you a middle finger, it really means she wants to suck your c*ck.
girl: *sticks up the middle finger at a guy*
guy: what? Me?
girl: yes hun *proceeds to do the deed*
guy: *receives extreme pleasure*
finger by doggystylemeplease April 5, 2019

fingering 

you havent noticed three hours have passed already and you're still tracing his facial features on your first date like a blind woman reading a novel that is both enticing and outrageous
"gosh bro shes been fingering me bloody face for fucking ages. silently, with closed eyes. you think she's alright?"
fingering by Krkič August 24, 2020

three fingered jack 

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.
3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar
three fingered jack by Paul July 18, 2003

two finger discount 

Small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. Related to the "five finger discount" but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers.
"I did not see you buy that candy bar."
"I helped myself to a two finger discount."
two finger discount by Here King December 14, 2008

Latin Finger 

The finger that is regularly, or recently has been used inside of an anus.
I recommend not smelling my Latin Finger.
Latin Finger by Flaccid Pork August 13, 2010