why are bitches fancy they think that they are but they ain't its love that fucking counts out here bitches
by niyalyse March 26, 2018
A timeless phrase that is spoken or written whenever you suddenly realize what the person is actually saying, which often results in confusion or bewilderment. Honestly kinda comical in a way, as it's usually when the person says something unusual or unexpected that gets your full attention.
Doctor: Hey it's time for your monthly check up.
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 10, 2022
A “wait what” is a really annoying female who never knows what you’re talking about and half way through the conversation says “wait what”.
by kkoopatroopa February 26, 2023
Joshua: So, did you have a good night with me, m'lady, *props himself up with one arm*
Sarah: I'm actually a man, *Rips of fake boobs to reveal muscles*
Joshua: That's even better
Sarah: wait...what?
Sarah: I'm actually a man, *Rips of fake boobs to reveal muscles*
Joshua: That's even better
Sarah: wait...what?
by Gem's_definition March 17, 2024
by YourMommerLol2982 April 17, 2022
It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.
Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll grope You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll grope You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024