seth has a big penis 

A man named Seth who has a abnormally large penis

Look at That seth has a big penis

seth has a big penis by Knifestar123 July 23, 2019

why is my penis big 

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime

John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now

why is my penis big by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020

the original pussy penis island 

THE SMP OF pUssy pENis ISLanD

uHhh idfk Lfmao "the original pussy penis island "

the original pussy penis island by the_fuckin_chinkin_police June 1, 2021

Super Genius Penis 

When your penis is smarter then the person receiving it. We call that the “ Genius Penis “ but in the rare case your penis exceeds 200 IQ. Your lucky enough to Be gifted with “ super genius Penis “ and your dong will make sluts smarter!

“ Hey bro, that chick was retarded last week and can now count to 10. Do you think she’s taking super genius Penis? “

Super Genius Penis by Gavin ctw January 14, 2022

Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user

We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't

Tristan's penis by totally not tristan February 23, 2022

aidan's [penis] 

aidan's penis is so small it doesn't exist

aidan's penis is not used, even in sentences

aidan's [penis] by fartasdf May 28, 2022

Give to me your penis

When you require his penis but he has declined your polite request so now it shall be taken forcefully

Give to me your penis No ok mort take it from him

Give to me your penis by Definitely not Schteevo1 June 27, 2022