Evangelizing your penis

The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.

Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...

by birthdayfan July 9, 2012

giant flaming walrus penis

A massive walrus wielding a very large and erect penis, but it gets better...it's on FIRE!!!

PLEASE CHOKE ON MY GIANT FLAMING WALRUS PENIS!!!

by FreelanceMcLovin December 9, 2015

pull a penis

when you yank on a penis far too aggressively.

Doctor: What caused you to bleed so profusely?
Man: The girl I fucked last night decided to pull a penis.

by Golden Kitty March 12, 2018

Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping

When a trans nigga is twerking and his penis is flopping

Look that guy 's Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping

by saggin expert March 5, 2019

Guaca nigga mole penis

When u fuck up saying Guacamole Nigga Penis, and say Guaca nigga mole penis.

Definition: Stupid white niggas cant say shit

Person 1: guaca nigga mole penis
Person 2: what bitch?
Person 1: sorry man i meant Guacamole Nigga penis
Person 2: Aight nigga

by NillerKasket March 14, 2019

seth has a big penis

A man named Seth who has a abnormally large penis

Look at That seth has a big penis

by Knifestar123 July 23, 2019

why is my penis big

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime

John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now

by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020