long penis 

man's front

girl:ohh I wanna play with ur long penis man:u sexy mama of course teacher: don't have sex!

long penis by jade9303546 March 27, 2022

The Penis (eek!) 

A song used mostly on cat videos such as "Fatass calico cats dancing" and more. It is a good song that really goes hard. This song slaps and I wish there was an extended version.

"I love The Penis (eek!)! I remember when someone showed it to me for the first time. It went so hard and made me feel so good!"

The Penis (eek!) by GOOBER LOVER June 7, 2023

Evangelizing your penis 

The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.

Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...

Evangelizing your penis by birthdayfan July 9, 2012

giant flaming walrus penis 

A massive walrus wielding a very large and erect penis, but it gets better...it's on FIRE!!!

PLEASE CHOKE ON MY GIANT FLAMING WALRUS PENIS!!!

giant flaming walrus penis by FreelanceMcLovin December 9, 2015

pull a penis 

when you yank on a penis far too aggressively.

Doctor: What caused you to bleed so profusely?
Man: The girl I fucked last night decided to pull a penis.

pull a penis by Golden Kitty March 12, 2018

Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping 

When a trans nigga is twerking and his penis is flopping

Look that guy 's Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping

Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping by saggin expert March 5, 2019

Guaca nigga mole penis 

When u fuck up saying Guacamole Nigga Penis, and say Guaca nigga mole penis.

Definition: Stupid white niggas cant say shit

Person 1: guaca nigga mole penis
Person 2: what bitch?
Person 1: sorry man i meant Guacamole Nigga penis
Person 2: Aight nigga

Guaca nigga mole penis by NillerKasket March 14, 2019