Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.
guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.
by Creeplebap January 13, 2020
Monkey Pox is a disease and the only cure is sending an arch pic to the opposite sex of someone ur age
by Dr. Applecott August 09, 2022
Your an ass monkey
by Skanky sammington November 22, 2019
A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.
by Donnie Trump42020 May 16, 2018
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