by chickenmaskbandit November 6, 2009
Get the chicken mask timemug. The effect where time runs uncomfortably fast whilst sitting in front of computer surfing the Internet, in stark contrast to the slower passage of time experienced during a walk
I swear, every time I sit down to binge-watch videos, I experience time distortion—what felt like 30 minutes turned into three hours!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
Get the time distortionmug. A classic phrase used to introduce a story, often evoking nostalgia or a sense of wonder. It signifies the beginning of a tale that is either fantastical or deeply personal, suggesting that what follows is a narrative from a time long ago, filled with magic, adventure, or significant events.
It is widely claimed that once upon a time, a 17-year-old high school girl passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform, having insisted on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time. That day, a poignant blend of dedication and tragedy—a "perfect" day for someone who left this world far too soon without leaving any digital footprint as the Internet and social media platforms didn’t exist yet at the time. Not to mention that she was also too young to have ever been tried as an adult, as one typically has to be 18 to even be tried as an adult (instead of as a juvenile) in the first place.
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
Get the once upon a timemug. When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.
by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017
Get the ran's bed timemug. Cutesy way of saying time to get up. Usually used by a significant other in the morn time of the day, when one begins to stir from a deep slumber.
Also used in place of "Wakey wakey"
Also used in place of "Wakey wakey"
10:32 AM Boyfriend (in bed) ::groans:: as he begins to awaken from his slumber
10:33 AM Girlfriend (also in bed) greets boyfriend "Uppity Time!"
10:33 AM Girlfriend (also in bed) greets boyfriend "Uppity Time!"
by EB925 February 2, 2015
Get the Uppity Timemug. When one smokes (fire), drinks (water), trips (earth), and vapes (air) all at once, mastering all 4 elements and becoming The Avatar.
Peasant: ayy gang u straight??
THE AVATAR: ਵੌਪਿਮਜੂਮੱਰਬਚੈਤੋੁਨਤਿੂਜਨੜੰĮAANG TIME ÑÎgGĀĀĀĀĀਕੇਲਾਗਜੈਨਬਵਿਨੈੰਵਬੱਨਰਡੀਾੱਬ
Peasant: Dials Animal Control*
THE AVATAR: ਵੌਪਿਮਜੂਮੱਰਬਚੈਤੋੁਨਤਿੂਜਨੜੰĮAANG TIME ÑÎgGĀĀĀĀĀਕੇਲਾਗਜੈਨਬਵਿਨੈੰਵਬੱਨਰਡੀਾੱਬ
Peasant: Dials Animal Control*
by ButtersFN November 16, 2023
Get the Aang Timemug. Boy’s time is all day but especially at night starting at 9:00 you can do what ever you want as a boy gaming eating etc.
by Boy man him December 28, 2023
Get the Boy’s timemug.