The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1:Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

kicking her back in

When you're being the best human to someone and they're being 2-faced, talking behind your back, cheating using you + doing you dirty.

The whole time Tara was looking out for Ephram , he was kicking her back in by cheating on her + taking about her behind her back.

by DYMOND GIRL August 22, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Back Blizzard

Nut on a individual's back in a freezing room and let it freeze

"Dude I just gave Gavin a HUGEE Back Blizzard!"

by pissandfart August 5, 2025

Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.

George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019