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Penis

That thing you keep choking on. The main cause for pregnancies.
by samantharules March 26, 2022
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Penis-Looker Blocker

This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.
Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!

Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker
by Dr. Punaranktash September 22, 2011
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Mechanical penis

When your dick makes a clicking noise
Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it
by JAB0 January 20, 2019
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penis duplication glitch

when you chop off all of your friends and family's penis's and attach it to your original penis making unlimited penis's on your penis but you have to take their balls to making a ball of balls and dicks.
"yo dad I found penis duplaction glitch wanna try it out"

he used the penis duplication glitch on me and now he is disowned
by bob the penis and bollack lord November 22, 2024
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Penis

a little snake you wish were longer, well i would say a worm.
Dude- “hey man! Your penis is as small as a worm!”
-“Really? I thought it was a snake”
by wonderdiack September 29, 2021
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PENIS WART

by JAYJAYAJAYJAY SLIMEEE June 18, 2020
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Micro Penis

a term used by people with very small penis’ to describe people with huge horse cocks the to give the impression that the person with the horse cock has a small penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis
by MicroPenisBranden November 23, 2021
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