A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
by superfleet April 26, 2022
you always pack a little candy in with your lunch and your lunch usually consists of a sandwhich and some chips, also you were neglected as a child and your parents don't love you
You were always meant to be a lunchables kid
you guys like frank ocean but cant be frank with your emoceans
super rich kids w nothin but loose ends super rich kids with nothin but fake friends
super rich kids w nothin but loose ends super rich kids with nothin but fake friends
by d1storted April 23, 2024
A child born by a prostitute and raised in the streets. Generally lacking manners, an STD free track history, and common sense.
by IckyVickyTavi February 18, 2022
by noice. December 06, 2020