Jack

very sexy very yes have large wiener

woman: hey what's your name?
Jack: Jack
Woman: have sex with me

by epic testicle master September 10, 2021

Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.

Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.

by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021

Jack

a lunatic. he is mental. He makes an amazing boyfriend to your best friend. He always cheers her up and makes her happy. Jack always has the best jokes with his girlfriend. He can say the best "Im a savage RARR. I'm a sussy baka ;))" its ALWAYS funny.

Dude 1: Bruh jack is so funny
Jack: IM A SAVAGE RARR SUSSY BAKAAA
Jacks girlfriend: The fuck.

by ilikeyourmumgarglingonmyc0ck September 13, 2021

Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

The jack special

When jxckluvsxims runs a hoat steamy Bobby up your arse at about 23mph and 200rpm and geez your friction burns

Approach a female pinch your nose and proceed tae go "awright doll you wantin the jack special"

by BigSpanker87 September 16, 2021

Jack black

The greatest human being on the entire planet earth.
can play the fake saxophone like a boss

person 1: Who is that?
person 2: that mother fucking jack black mother fucker!

by Swimming pool cleaner September 17, 2021

Fat Jacked

Yes it is

Daniel is not fat jacked. He should hit the gym.

by cathiewails September 20, 2021