Call of Duty Syndrome

Similar to Tourette's Syndrome, Call of Duty Syndrome causes irritability, nervous tics, and outbursts of swear words. This usually happens when someone gets killed repeatedly in Modern Warfare 2.

Jimmy: COME ONNN! HOW DID HE SEE ME? F!*#

Dan: Dude, turn the Xbox off. Your Call of Duty Syndrome is flaring up again.

by CaddyDan March 29, 2010

Billy Joel Syndrome

When a smoking hot woman is married/paired with a butt-ugly guy.

Examples of the Billy Joel Syndrome include Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley, and Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.

by B.J. P. July 4, 2008

Mick Jagger Syndrome

A mental disorder that makes someone think Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones is attractive. Symptoms include kicking everyone to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. The most famous case is American pop star Ke$ha, who has been suffering from Mick Jagger Syndrome since birth.

Ke$ha- "And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger, but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger."

Bob- "What? Mick Jagger isn't even attractive!"

Jane- "Hey shut up she has Mick Jagger Syndrome. You shouldn't make fun of people with disabilities!"

by bradwhatevaaa March 29, 2010

Brown Syndrome

When a white person dresses, talks and acts like a black person.

Dude why is britney talking and acting like that?

Dude thats not cool, she has Brown Syndrome

by Damienod January 10, 2014

Superman Syndrome

1: having the qualities of a fukboi akin to that of the ultimate bitch made fukboi named kal el (or however you spell his gay ass cunt filled name)

2: being of the state of mind in which one believes superman is god; and not actually the little fuck boi cunt whore fag that he is and therefore rides his dick in anyway, shape, or form. Therefore feeling the need to discredit real HEROS just because there favorite character is a fucking sheep fukboi who is the definition of basic.

3:HOPE STARTS WITH "H" STUPID

why is does smith have a cock with THE supercunt symbol on it in his mouth?
Its cause he has superman syndrome

by Yeet555 August 1, 2015

Beirut Syndrome

Pretending that everything is fine and better than everywhere while the world crumbles around you.

That guy is suffering from beirut syndrome, he doesn't realise his life as he knows it is almost over

by blackhack0000 October 11, 2015

Post-Covid Syndrome

A condition whereby some recovering corona patients suffer from cognitive symptoms or delusional disorder—for example, some seniors uncontrollably start spewing out all kinds of lies and conspiracies, or refuse to acknowledge reality.

The president-loser is arguably suffering from post-covid syndrome—is the FDA-unapproved “miracle drug” he took weeks ago now playing tricks on his brain, who is asking his lawyers whether he’d sue the doctors for negligence or incompetence.

by Covido December 7, 2020