Space Monkey

The act of masturbating while wearing a c-pap machine.

I walked in the room, with out warning, and caught him doing the space monkey.

by BlueCollarWoman April 27, 2024

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Flying Monkeys

Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.

Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”

“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!

by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023

Monkey

500 quid

just got a monkey off rkid from tha stogger we got from crocky

by 2dogslaaaaa January 20, 2021

Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.

Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?

by hairydolphin217 November 15, 2017

Spite monkey mentality

Regular teenage behavior

Not getting along with your family is considered spite monkey mentality.

by Threescore August 26, 2016

Monkey

An animal that is usually used to call black people.

“Wassup dumb monkey?”
“Nothing much. You?”

by Yoda YTP August 15, 2021