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theatrical blueballs 

To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!
cloverfields or even I am legends "Endings" will leave you with theatrical blueballs.

Garrity Blues 

When you miss someone so much, even if you saw them less than 15 hours ago, you have the Garrity Blues.
Man I really miss Chris, even though I saw him so recently. I guess I have the Garrity Blues.

Sneeze Blueball 

The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.

The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball
Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."

Chown Blues 

A mental and physical state that manifests similarly to the post-Christmas depression, when living in Chown hall (the superior residence at Queen's University). Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
Severe depression
Darkness
Lightning storms
The profound desire to go on a walk, ALONE, with no friends
Only eating take out food for weeks
Hibernation
Nocturnal traits
Boycotting ban righ dining hall
Girl: Yo gansta, what's wrong with you? You seem down.
Guy: Nah I don't know dawg, I think I just got hit with a case of the chown blues.

Girl: Word. Hope you feel better soon. It happens to all of us.
Guy: Electric and nuclear.
Chown Blues by Flop Doodle January 13, 2022

bluetooth 

Function: verb
To pretend to be on a bluetooth headset after you speak at the wrong time. Can also occur when one person doesn't want to talk to the other.
Guy 1: Did you ever meet my mom?
Guy 2: OOOHHH YEAH I DID, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!
Guy 1: She passed away last weekend.
Guy 2: ... AWESOME!! Yeah, I'll be there.
Guy 1: Wait... what?
Guy 2: Ok, bye - Sorry, were you saying something? I was on my bluetooth.

bluetooth by Haydeng January 11, 2008

Bluelight.nu

The best website on the thing that you are on right now called the inter-web. A place where generally like-minded individuals and drug-users gather to discuss drugs.
The focus is harm reduction and much can be learnt through others experiences. Learning should be supplemented with erowid.org and pillreports.com, shroomery.org etc. (Depending on your Vice).
Most people on UD probably aren't interested in this adult stuff.
Bluelight.nu by Diego December 5, 2003