What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1:Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.
Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
by QuacksO December 10, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>She Wants To Know How It Is Not Mine, I Want TO Know How It Is Not eyes, I Smack Her Back Towards The Drumline, She Wants One More Love For The Logline<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>She Wants To Know How It Is Not Mine, I Want TO Know How It Is Not eyes, I Smack Her Back Towards The Drumline, She Wants One More Love For The Logline<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

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