wonk dick

A penis that is of very odd shape, size or color.

Sarah looked at johns dick and thought to herself.... "he has a wonk dick I don't want to touch that..."

by wonkdick June 17, 2018

Whizzy Dick

Someone, typically a male, who gets turned on very easily.

“Yeah, we were doing stuff last night and he’s such a whizzy dick”

by stupidskye October 17, 2023

dick trouble

When you’re in trouble with your man that has a large dick and he fucks you so hard purposely, to have you in pain and running.

Girl last night I showed out in the club my man say I’m in dick trouble.

by Rolex97 February 27, 2020

Hybrid dick

When an uncircumcised man adapts to keeping his foreskin back, so the penis looks and appears circumcised but is not.

I was kinda put off when he said he was uncircumcised, but he ended up having a hybrid dick!

by Mr. 268 January 29, 2022

Dick Hustling

When loose (usually less attractive) chicks lure men in situations in order to coerce them into sex. Typically, the woman will perform a good deed to the unsuspecting fellow, in exchange for the dick down.

Man, I messed up letting that big chick talk me into getting a ride to work with her for those two weeks my car was down......when I tried to give her money, she told me to come over to her house for dinner. I think she's dick hustling me.

by PantherFan75 April 9, 2016

Kissed on the dick

To be born between 1946 and 1964 as part of the Baby Boomer generation. These people enjoyed full employment, free university, defined benefit schemes and shirked national responsibilities like conscription and looking after the environment. This generation were seen as very progressive in their youth but later became fiercely conservative to protect the enormous capital they had amassed. They achieved this through voting power as they were the largest generation that had ever existed this making it easy to bend policy of the day to their will. Ironically this generation is now against everything they enjoyed themselves in their youth like free education, welfare, defined benefits, immigration, free love and youth home ownership.

"Have you ever seen a bunch of cunts more kissed on the dick than the Boomers?! Fuck me!"

by Nokitel May 1, 2023

dick toilet

A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.

That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet.

by boss_bo_boss June 6, 2014