hailey's mom

Get stoned. You need too, you can go through hard things but make a comeback. So eat, rest and screw it up while you can

Get stoned Hailey's Mom

hailey's mom by l4l.gone September 13, 2020

Bla akhle / Your mom 

Arab word meaning very smart we use this alot very nice word 😳

Enta Bla akhle / Your mom or You are very smart,

Habibi enta man3andak hayet. Or My love you 100 percent have a good life.

Bla akhle / Your mom by ArabDefenitions September 17, 2020

Doggo's Mom 

Someone who is morbidly obese and likes to take fat shits on little boys. Just a side hoe not even a real one.

Doggo's Mom sat on me like five days ago

Doggo's Mom by fat penis balls October 28, 2020

Bryce’s mom 

Bro... an absolute DIME! Words can’t describe this woman, not to mention her son🐁

Noah: “Look! It’s Bryce’s mom!”
Nick: *nuts*

Bryce’s mom by woah there Bryce chill tf out November 20, 2020

You're mom 

The better way of saying your mom.

Guy 1: you're mom ghay :sunglasses:
Guy 2: *roasted*

You're mom by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 22, 2020

homeless wanabe mom 

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

homeless wanabe mom by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

Stacy’s mom 

Stacy’s mom has got it gong on

Stacy’s mom has got it going on

Stacy’s mom by keyboardkween07 January 17, 2021