by Campinas June 8, 2017
Get the creampie sex mug.1. An involuntary smile that is the direct result of recent sex.
2. A grin that appears when your friends start talking about sex and they don't know that you've done it recently or ever.
2. A grin that appears when your friends start talking about sex and they don't know that you've done it recently or ever.
by Prolemthas June 17, 2011
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A typical sex coupon would be food or drink presented as heart shapes: cake, buttered bread, froth on a Cappuccino.
Another sex coupon would be something like a heart shaped key ring you got free with some expensive stuff you bought for yourself.
Another sex coupon would be something like a heart shaped key ring you got free with some expensive stuff you bought for yourself.
by walkin-dead March 8, 2012
Get the Sex Coupon mug.Bad Sex
Synonyms-Lousy, Horrible, Lame, MinuteMan, No good, Waste of time, Not worth it.
When he has to eat your Pussy everytime you are going to have sex just to make you cum, because he doesn't last long enough inside of you for you to get yours if he doesn't, and if he doesn't do that then he wouldn't get to be with you anymore. Because as much as you care about someone you wont stick around if you have to go,masturbate after everytime you have sex.
Synonyms-Lousy, Horrible, Lame, MinuteMan, No good, Waste of time, Not worth it.
When he has to eat your Pussy everytime you are going to have sex just to make you cum, because he doesn't last long enough inside of you for you to get yours if he doesn't, and if he doesn't do that then he wouldn't get to be with you anymore. Because as much as you care about someone you wont stick around if you have to go,masturbate after everytime you have sex.
Me:"Wow that was really Bad Sex
"I am so unsatisfied. "
"Now I have to masturbate."
"What a waste of time."
"That was it."
"I am so unsatisfied. "
"Now I have to masturbate."
"What a waste of time."
"That was it."
by DeathByLoveX March 4, 2018
Get the Bad Sex mug.masturbation; i.e. politically and monetarily unaffected sexual act!!
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
he finished 'negotiations' with himself, and soon was having ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
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women says:I cant I'm eating
man says:why dont you come up with a better explenation if you dont wanna do it even if it means you have to lie about it? like "i cant i already have someone elses penis inside my mouth"
women says:I cant I'm eating
man says:why dont you come up with a better explenation if you dont wanna do it even if it means you have to lie about it? like "i cant i already have someone elses penis inside my mouth"
by nadrad April 6, 2010
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