Kid

How toxic people call others when they die during a ranked match of whatever game and think that it's funny to call them that.

Toxic person: Bro ur such a kid
Everyone else in the lobby: DAAAMMM, YOU JUST DIED TO A KID MAN, SHEEEEEEEESH

by Not a psychopath :) December 6, 2022

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Emo-Kid

Slang for emotional kid is a rude term to describe somebody very emotional, naive, or immature.

When Jackie said he could beat me at soccer 1v1, I won so severely that he cried, what an emo-kid.

by TheUselessCopywriter December 8, 2022

I was kidding

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.

"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."

by na01 December 11, 2022

half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 13, 2022

Kids

A word said when playing Apex and you see another team.

Spots an enemy in the distance
There's kids

Guys there kids

by Snakearts December 16, 2022

ranch kid

Someone who eats ranch with literally anything and everything. Typically eats pizza by folding it and then dipping it into a giant cup of ranch.

The ranch kid couldn't eat his pizza with 3 cups of ranch.

by Ranch Kid December 18, 2022