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New Town Secondary

new town is a school that is biased towards the non sc like that ah and ofc the sasuey fixie riders always talk abt fixie and act big like that always sakalau there and here
ntss fixie student: eh yk got malay new town secondary student no money buy oem

ntss malay student: eh mak kau pei puki ah sial
by sec 4 student September 23, 2022
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New Polynormers Country

New Polynormers Country is hell, don't go there
by fwefff September 24, 2022
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Great news

/ɡrāt n(y)o͞oz/
phrasal adjective

• when a correction as been made on a previously incorrect statement.

• when offering information that blatantly contradicts a previous statement to correct it.

• in response to an uncalled for statement or comment of either the absurd or scary nature.
Example 1
Sarah: I thought we weren’t getting a new update until next month?

Sarah: *after checking* Great news, it’s actually this Tuesday.

Example 2
tumblrpost#384: I read that the sky is red.

tumblrpost#384: Great news, it is not.

Example 3
tumblrpost384: A reminder that eating a carrots does not lead to immortal life.

forumuser544: immortal life is simply a vacuum in space that leaves you feeling cold and alone for the rest of eternity
tumblrpost#384: great news
by DandDood September 26, 2022
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Fake news

Formerly used to point out news that is not trustworthy. Since advent of Trumpism Fake news has the meaning: I don't want to hear your facts.
Get your fake news out of my feed.
by Koki69420 September 28, 2022
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New Jersey Volcano

First, a man performs anal sex on his partner. After finishing, he must remain in his partner's anus until he is able to urinate. He then urinates into the anal cavity. He then pulls out while his partner clenches the anus, containing the "goodness". The man puts his face in front of his partners anus while his partner expels the contents inside of the anal cavity all over the face of the man.
by Tango47 September 29, 2022
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new paltz high school

The only highschool in new paltz. Kind of ass tbh just get held back in eighth grade while u still can
Has a vaping problem so bad they had teachers with sign in sheets sit outside bathrooms for a week.

Located on Butt Corners, allegedly Putt Corners but vandalized idk I don’t see it B lunch solos
“Why tf is the high school so small”
“That’s the middle school they decided to put new paltz high school around the corner from a fucking strip mall McDonald’s instead of in town”
by c0rnbreads October 20, 2022
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