by fnaf1012 October 04, 2022
When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
The action of a liquidy lady who needs to expel her juices fast, often leaving behind a snail trail.
by Fat pusty October 15, 2022
After having sex; you have some semen that crusts over the tip of the urethra causing a split stream of urine. This causes urine to spray outside of the toilet bowl area.
by Volkswag3n January 20, 2021
After cumming you pee. It can often be recognized by the inconsistency in the pee speed, sound, and location it lands.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.
by BathroomHearer October 28, 2022
"Gwendoline has become quite the cum-sponge as of late"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"
by th3piedpiper January 08, 2016
by nottravis March 10, 2024