Scoot-fart

When you try to scoot and your bumhole turns into a whistle for all to hear. Scooooootttt.

JD tried to get out of his chair quietly. Instead he let a lil scoot-fart to announce his presence in the room.

by hesthly January 7, 2022

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Fart

Your booty's final warning before total devastation

My booty has just presented me with a fart, I better go to the little boys room

by Mr fathom July 9, 2018

Farting Carrots

What Selena Gomez does in her free time.

"I'm farting Carrots"

by Alauahio March 17, 2023

Maserati Farts

The noise the exhaust of a Maserati Ghibli makes during gear changes while driving aggressively and using the paddle shifters.

Dave, did you hear that? Your Maserati is farting. Maserati Farts son….

by JeanClaudeTransAm January 11, 2025

Big juicy fart

A release of gas that comes out of your bottom while still juicy and making loud noises

Person 1: Hey did you fart? Person 2: yeah it was a big juicy fart

by Farting definitions July 5, 2021

pooty fart

adj; used to describe frustrated

Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!

by wove muffin November 25, 2010