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Chicken jockey

A phrase which is uttered in the Minecraft movie to which people act like absolute buffoons, chucking popcorn everywhere and screaming. There was even one occasion where someone brought in an actual live chicken.
Steve: chicken jockey!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA *throws popcorn*
Cleaner: “nope, can’t be arsed with this anymore”
by ttn2025 April 12, 2025
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Chicken noodle

Tasty noodle with bits of chicken in it
Today i ate chicken noodle. Yum, it was good
by Suklaa May 15, 2018
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Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.
I won't eat Chicken Noodle Soup ever again
by Pirplestripedskunk March 25, 2022
mugGet the Chicken Noodle Soupmug.

chicken switch

noun. A device by which a high-voltage switches and breakers can be flipped using a corded remote from a marked distance away instead of directly manipulating the switch. Clothing can also be used by the switch operator, but "higher powers" (like your boss) insist on keeping people out of the line of fire. Also known as a remote actuation device.
That breaker has 2,000 volts? We're going to need a chicken switch to flip that; I don't want to get cooked.
by RivCA January 31, 2024
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Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing
(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.
by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016
mugGet the Chicken chow dickmug.

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 26, 2025
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