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New Trier High School

A high school on the North Shore of Chicago. It is for kids who applied to prep school on the East Coast and didn't make it in, and are just not cool enough for the better Loyola Academy. Full of stuck up bitches who think they are better than everyone else.
Boy 1: "Yes, I got into Exeter for next year!!"

Boy 2: "Damn I got rejected from Deerfield Academy. Looks like I'm going to New Trier High School. I would go to Loyola but if I can't get into Deerfield I might as well just give up."
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Manhattan Hunter Science High School 

A Science School located near Columbus Circle (NYC), its rival is LaGuardia High School. This School is filled with Stoners,Sluts,Douchebags, & theres Fake People All OVER. Everyone follows eachother and wear Hollister,Polo,& A&F because they all want to fit in so desperately, Wouldnt be suprise if 10 people had the same outfit in one class. You can't trust anyone because they spread rumors & are the fakest people.They are posers who pretend to be bi & act dumb because they think its cool... They act all tough but if anyone stands up to them they would runaway The Academics are good but the people are just Horrible...
Guy # 1:Hey are you high?
Guy # 2: Duh i go to Manhattan hunter science High school
Girl: Lets go to the Bathroom ;)
Guy #2: Aren't u pregnant?
Girl : So...?

Seneca High School 

Seneca High School, first things first. Trucks out number the cars greatly. For about every lets say 100 trucks theres 3 cars. Full of hardasses. People run their mouths and have nothing to back it up. If you want to fight, you take it to the swamp. Battle it out mudslinging style with your lil old pickup truck. Racist. 65-85% of the school must seem racist. School cops are gay. They try to get people to rat out drug trafficing in school. The principals of the school try too hard to feel important. To achieve a high grade in any class you must first bribe your teacher with some free corn or something from your home farm stand. Everyone gathers at the town central of "Nixon's". School sport's teams need to transfer out of the high school division and into the middle school divisions. Obviously its too hard for them to compete at a normal level. Must give props to the school bowling team. Kidding. Since when to bowlers start to wear jock jackets almost like their varsity football players. Fake. Thats another thing thats a big issue in this school. Dont try to be something your not. Love is overated in this school. Most people have what i call "I think" relationships. I think he likes me. I think she likes me. If you must think then you obiviously have no clue. "LOVE is giving some one POWER to DESTROY you and trusting that they WONT." greatly overated.
"Statistics say that the trucks are taking over the world. If you own a pick up truck, you must go to seneca. Country music can be translated into terms of watching your dog, or your wife running off in the Texas sunset 'cause your white pickup truck is dirty."

Mission Bay High School 

A prestige school in the San Diego area. Though once famous for its art and music, the systems are starting to crumble a part. Aside from a failing music and arts program, every year the sports teams begin to wither away like the school its self, becoming only a memory of how a good school used to be.
We totally crushed Mission Bay High School in football last night

Brookline High School 

quite possibly the worst place anyone could attend school. Full of pompous jackholes, speds, goths, hippies, anarchist punks, ugly girls who pretend to be slutty, abusive athletic coaches, and teachers who do nothing but suck Karl Marx and Vlad Lenin's dick day in and out.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Brookline High School, BIATCH!!!
Person 3: Oh, that explains the limp. Who did you up the ass today? Stalin? Mao? Marx? Dr. Bob?

wilton high school gymnastics 

"What did you do last night man?"
-wilton kid # 1
"Ohh I tried to outdrink some new canaan kids... I lost though" - wilton kid # 2
"Oh that's a shame... maybe you can go drink your sorrows away, and then hookup with one of the those "NASTy" hoes on our gymnastics team..." - wilton kid # 1
"wait, we have a girls gymnastics team?" Wilton kid # 2
"...i know ... i thought they were the guys gymnastics team first time i looked at 'em..."- Wilton kid # 1
"I think I passed out yesterday after like 2 beers... maybe if I could hold myself for another round, I might actually start to find one of them attractive." - Wilton kid # 2
"Quite doubtful." Wilton kid # 1

Plano East Senior High School 

A bunch of assholes that feel socialy superior because they are from Plano. The truth of the matter is that they are white trash with money. These students have emotional problems, mental disorders, hygene issues, lack of etiquette and a drug abuse problem. The police officers that patrol the property are a bunch of redneck police academy flunkeys. Cars get broken into all the time, and kids smoke marijuana infront of them.
The teachers in the school have obtained demencia as a result of not getting out in the real world. There world is school and home. As a result of this they are also out of touch with reality.
I was siting on the bench enjoying the weather when some plano fuck came up to me and asked if he could film me. I politely said no thank you and he called me an asshole. So for that reason I say that they are pieces of shit.