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friendship

When douche bags at work go out and get drunk on the company dime.
The douche canoes are going out for friendship again on their company American Express.
friendship by msugal March 31, 2009

Friend Crush 

When someone in a relationship becomes close to another person to the point where if they weren't already in a relationship they would probably go out with the other person.
Girl 1: Mike is such a nice guy. He is funny, smart, and kind of cute.

Girl 2: You have a crush on him don't you?

Girl 1: No Im really happy with Billy, I just have a friend crush on Mike.
Friend Crush by Lupin Saiko December 16, 2008

Friend of Dorothy 

(Closeted) queer - from friends of Dorothy Parker who was known to have many close and flamboyant gay friends.
Friend of Dorothy by Neil G June 11, 2006

Friend-off 

When two combatants of of either gender challenge each other to a battle of who can name the most friends. In the case of a mutual friend, the opposing combatant may challenge the claimer, in which the friend in question must name who he/she is better friends with. In the case that the challenged person cannot be reached, the combatant who has known the challenged longer wins said friend. Should a "douchebag" be named as a friend, the combatant who claims such a person loses a number of friends proportional to the douchebaggery of the named on a 1-10 scale.

The winner of a friend-off is entitled and obligated to embarrass the loser and seize all friends named and unnamed in the contest. The loser of this contest must start over and make new friends.
Combatant 1: Friend-off. You won't do it, pussy.
Combatant 2: Frank!
Combatant 1: Fuck you, Frank hates you. I claim John.
Combatant 2: Challenge! John is my brother...
John: Only by blood, you're such a bitch.
Combatant 1: No one loves you. I clearly win.
Friend-off by BlackF4ctor June 14, 2010

sex friend 

A couple (if you can even call it a real relationship) who's only real redeeming quality is to fuck each other. These "couples" often soon break up shortly after meeting. The female loses interest as she expects to be brutally fucked every night. These "couples" often tend to ignore family members, do drugs (not always but very common upon the culture), heavy music (loud music that has no fucking value what so ever).

A sex friend usually leaves quickly and is a bad thing to see in a relationship.
Girl 1: "How's Jonah doing?"
Girl 2: "Oh, why do you ask? He's just my little sex friend anyway."
Girl 1: "Oh.."

Jake Paul: "Alissa was just my sex friend. Tessa is better anyway."
sex friend by Jamie21699523 August 20, 2017

friend trap

the dreaded erection deflating "i lony think of you as a friend" used by girls as i nice way of turning down a guy that wants to go out with them
Me "tina i think your so beautiful and i would love to spend some time with you, how about dinner? Tina awww how sweet but i only think of u as a friend,but ok!!!.Me fuck dat shit biatch!!! suck my dick fuckin meals going to cost me $80.00 i need to at least get my dick sucked