Fart

Something deadly that your dad does.

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠

by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022

fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Fart me down

When you want to get farted down dirty style

"Fart me down daddy"

by DemonLordDefinition August 29, 2023

Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.

*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.

"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"

by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016

Fart knocker

Fart knocker is an unimportant person.

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk

He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨

by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017