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mountain dew-che bag

A complete douche who goes around telling everyone about the new mountain dew cans.
Chris- "Hey, Mark did you see the new Mountain Dew cans?"
Mark- "Chris shutup, your being a real mountain dew-che bag right now!"
by Chris_Wright February 18, 2009
mugGet the mountain dew-che bagmug.

Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.
by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010
mugGet the Beat-up bag of dicksmug.

Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"
The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag
by thats right mofo March 19, 2011
mugGet the Jersey Shore Douche Bagmug.

ye olde bag of RAM

An ancient bag of rusted RAM sticks, bordering on archeological relics. Comprised primarily of RAM sticks with a capacity no greater than 2MB each. Usually found in the secret closed-off computer room at the back of your high school library.
"Crap, I tried to OC and now my RAM is fried. Let's take a trip to thelibrary to get some from ye olde bag of RAM"

"You could get an extra 4 MB out of ye olde bag of RAM."
by supaDISC April 29, 2004
mugGet the ye olde bag of RAMmug.

speed bag scissor hands

One of the most talented Speed Baggers in the world.... him the SCISSOR HAND Salute and he will give ya a tee shirt.
Adam Solomon Is SBSH, Speed Bag Scissor Hands, comedian, actor, celebrity, superstar and entertainer extraordinare.
by Speed bag affliction April 15, 2010
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brown paper bag money

by Borbus January 9, 2008
mugGet the brown paper bag moneymug.

Put Them Bitches in the Bag

To get lots of women
Matt: Yo, how was last night?

Tim: I put them bitches in the bag, man.

Matt: Nice
by Twist of Rhyme January 13, 2011
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