bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Penis moment

A typically cringy moment you had, usually as a child.
A moment that you didn't realize was cringy at the time but in later years makes you shudder as you think about it.

Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.

A: ''hey dude, remember that time you fell in love with our teacher and stalked him online and then he blocked you?''
B:''Don't remind me ..''

A: ''penis moment lol''

by Juenyx January 24, 2024

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

Penis

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by Weiner munched January 25, 2024

PENIS NIGHT

A night when the lads get together and sings along to “Resputin” while dancing around a fire doing the classic “Penis Dance”.

Ryan” Yo ribbie u sliding to penis night?”

Ribbie”fuck ya, I live penis night!”

by PENIS NIGHT January 29, 2024

Penis

(Personal electronic nicotine inhalation system) another word for Vape. Is commonly used in the northern Wisconsin region.

Aye bro, you mind if I hit you're Penis?

by Mr. Builder January 30, 2024

Guacamole Neighbor penis

for those wo cant say guacamole N**ga penis

Teacher "Timmy where is your homework?"

Timmy "guacamole neighbor penis"

by I like Guacamole February 5, 2024