The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.
Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.
This snack willchange your life. One requirement before eating is you must be high on mary jane. Simply take with you a box of cheez its and a container of nutella. Next find a way to put the nutella on or between cheez its. Take a bite. And enjoy as your life is now changed.
"Bro we were so high last night."
"I know right, we ate so much Chocy Cheese."
When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.