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Maastrichtse cheese market 

The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.
Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.

dick cheese 

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!
yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.
dick cheese by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022

Chocy Cheese 

This snack will change your life. One requirement before eating is you must be high on mary jane. Simply take with you a box of cheez its and a container of nutella. Next find a way to put the nutella on or between cheez its. Take a bite. And enjoy as your life is now changed.
"Bro we were so high last night."
"I know right, we ate so much Chocy Cheese."
Chocy Cheese by eighttoes April 12, 2022

Nob cheese 

All people that play fortnite have insane amount of sigma build up under there penis
Mum I think I have nob cheese

Mum: your adopted
Nob cheese by Bigbarry223 May 7, 2022

Bleu cheese 

When someone smells, repulses your eye holes, tastes like mildew, feels soft but crumbly and sounds like pure bull crap
"That guy carrying a bag full of red meat told someone over the phone he was gonna put it in people's mailboxes. What a Bleu cheese"

Dick cheese 

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.
That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me