bluescreen
When a computer crashes and shows an error message with a blue background. Generally makes your computer unusable until you reboot.
bluescreen by muzikluvir November 1, 2005
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Bluetooth Headset
(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"
Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."
Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."
Bluetooth Headset by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009
blueberry morning
Waking up and discovering various fruit, pastries, and/or cereal covering your body (primarily genitals) with no recollection of consuming and/or purchasing sed items; the name originating from Post Blueberry Morning Cereal.
Hey Joe, what did we do last night? I woke up with my balls covered in a McDonald's parfait...what a blueberry morning.
blueberry morning by JJMcJ February 9, 2010
punk blues
Billy Childish, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Boss Hog, the White Stripes, Cash Money, and even some Fear would all be prime examples of punk blues.
punk blues by CinemateryKyle March 10, 2009
prison blues
Description of the state-issued clothing worn by California inmates, but it’s true meaning is entirely less literal.
prison blues by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
Dr. Bluetooth
(n) A Dr. Bluetooth (also abbreviated as a Dr. BT) is, generally, a middle aged business man with one key element: he has in a bluetooth ear-piece.
He drives a high-end, European car (BMW, Mercedes, and if it is a convertible, the top is always down) and will drive like a complete douchebag. A Dr. Bluetooth is highly impatient, and will pull up behind you in a Starbucks parking lot and proceed to give you as little space to back out as possible, while glaring at you from behind dark sunglasses, cursing you to hurry up.
If you were to hear his thoughts, they would be something along the lines of "Hurry up, bitch. I need my coffee. I have an important meeting to go to and I need my fucking coffee. Right now. "
A Dr. Bluetooth always has his Bluetooth.
A Dr. Bluetooth is always a douchebag.
He drives a high-end, European car (BMW, Mercedes, and if it is a convertible, the top is always down) and will drive like a complete douchebag. A Dr. Bluetooth is highly impatient, and will pull up behind you in a Starbucks parking lot and proceed to give you as little space to back out as possible, while glaring at you from behind dark sunglasses, cursing you to hurry up.
If you were to hear his thoughts, they would be something along the lines of "Hurry up, bitch. I need my coffee. I have an important meeting to go to and I need my fucking coffee. Right now. "
A Dr. Bluetooth always has his Bluetooth.
A Dr. Bluetooth is always a douchebag.
Those glasses make you look like a total Dr. BT
Wow, I was at a Starbucks and this Dr. Bluetooth wouldn't let me get out of the parking lot!
Did you see that douche bag tailgating and switching lanes every five seconds?
Yeah, the one in the Mercedes? He was a total Dr. Bluetooth.
Wow, I was at a Starbucks and this Dr. Bluetooth wouldn't let me get out of the parking lot!
Did you see that douche bag tailgating and switching lanes every five seconds?
Yeah, the one in the Mercedes? He was a total Dr. Bluetooth.
Dr. Bluetooth by SH3RW1N April 17, 2011