Some Gay Spider

The eight legged fiend of gay living in hypno

"Ah shit, looks like some gay spider is twlking about cum again."
"YOU CANT STOP ME!"

by Some gay spider February 17, 2021

gay little hands

when a man has disproportionately small and weak looking hands. anyone encountering a human with gay little hands is encouraged to abuse them to the fullest. not to be confused with birth defects such as baby arms or baby hands, both of which are entirely acceptable unlike gay little hands.

man 1: wow, have you noticed Gayvid's gay little hands?

man 2: unfortunately yes i have. how does he hold a pen with those gay little hands?

man 1: i don't know but they sure are disgusting, fuck him.

by fartfactory June 13, 2010

gay above the belt

A man who does anything with another man that does not involve anything 'below the belt'.

Pete Wentz (Peter Lewis Kingston Wents III) - Fall Out Boy bassist, is 'gay above the belt' He has been known to kiss men but says he has and will not engage in any act 'below the belt' with a member of the same gender.

by PolkaDotHearttt February 10, 2010

you're mom gay

The classic roast.

John: you're mom gay
Riley: no u

by DXNK_M3M3S May 24, 2018

GAY BACKWARDS SHUFFLE

A.K.A. The (G.B.S.) In slowpitch softball after the pitch is realesed, the pitcher demonstrates an extremely flamboyant backwards moving shuffle with the gayest possible hand movements in hope to anger and distract the batter. It may also be possible to use this manuever to escape a choke hold.

The other team could not even make contact with the ball because Miguel has the perfect Gay Backwards Shuffle

by Sergio D September 30, 2008

Gay Life Coach

A guide to gays who need guidance.

A: "Lou... I am like so much in my skin since I met Peter."
B: "A new crush?"
A: "Nope!... my gay life coach... now I am 100 % out of the wardrobe."

by rperazag July 17, 2010

i ain’t gay

A way to say no in style.

Someone: want some weed.

You: I ain’t gay.

by Sliced_Ramen October 9, 2018